| Full Name | Dominic David Ramsey | |
| Age | Undetermined | |
| Location | Finchley, United Kingdom | |
| Occupation | Internet Fiend | |
| Eyes | Two | |
| Hair | Some | |
| Distinguishing Features | Often asleep | |
| Weapon of Choice | PHP / MySQL | |
| Interests | Uma Karuna Thurman | |
| Curriculum Vitae | cv.doc (56k) | |
| Contact | dom@dynamite.co.uk |